If you’ve seen this Seinfeld episode, you know what I’m talking about. If you haven’t, the gist is that there are good kinds of naked and bad kinds of naked. I’m sure there are people out there right now saying, “No way! All kinds of naked are great!” Well, you’re wrong. There are a lot of things that should never ever (seriously NEVER) be done while naked.
For instance, tap dancing. I don’t think I even need to explain this one. Other things that should never be done naked include playing the maracas, fencing, squatting, jogging, frying bacon (though that one’s mostly for your own safety), playing tennis, and sit ups. The list is endless.