Clearly I Need More Names

How come 90s television and movie stars went/go by three names?

For instance, Melissa Joan Hart, star of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Oh, Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Classic television.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. got married and doubled their name value.

Buffy and the heartthrob of the 90s.

Chad Michael Murray was a staple of all teen romances for a while there.

He’s as squeaky clean as Aaron Carter used to be.

Even Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a triple name going on.

This is a much better photo than the one on Wikipedia.

As does Robert Downey Jr., who was loads of fun in the 90s.

Did you know that you can get coffee mugs with Robert Downey Jr.’s mugshot on them?

And, of course, your favourite, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Who could ever forget Jennifer Love Hewitt and the mole she supposedly has, which people are oddly interested in.

Therefore, I will henceforth only be referred to as Hilary Axle Hatchet. Thank you.

~ Hilary Axle Hatchet

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