Guys, William Lyon Mackenzie King has raised the bar. He has FOUR names. I cannot let him win like this (even though he’s been dead for several decades now). And so, I will henceforth be known as Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet. Take that, sir! I’ve even stolen one of your names! Hah!
~ Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet
P.S. Actually, I might add “King” to there as well at some point, because that’s a pretty solid name too.
P.P.S. I will admit that it’s a bit of a nuisance having to write four names when you sign off. But I firmly believe that it’s worth it.