What is the point?

This is nothing against Miley Cyrus, who seems pleasant enough, but what is with the huge interest in her? There are probably thousands of pictures of her and I can’t figure out why. They’re always the same thing. She’s either going to pilates or coming from pilates. She’s in some sort of athletic-esque outfit with a bun and some sunglasses. This is not exciting, people! Normal people do this all the time.

Bun: check. Leggings and tank top: check. Sunglasses: check. Interest: nonexistent.

Honestly, I can’t help but think that she has also grown tired of this. In her mind, as hordes of people rush to take her picture going to or leaving a gym, she’s probably thinking, “really? Are my leggings really this interesting? They’re from Old Navy”.

Frankly, I’m more interested in that van behind her. I wonder what kind of selection The Rug Company has. Do you think they’d deliver to Canada? I should really Google this…

I think that should people should try harder to capture her doing different things. Maybe buying groceries (if she does that) or doing dance dares (which would be hilarious and excellent). Or perhaps rug hooking. Do you think she rug hooks? I hope so. It would add a little something special to her otherwise seemingly pilates-dominated life.

~ Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet

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