Ugh, Please Stop

Taylor Swift has reached a whole new level of irritating. She has actually begun to sound like Avril Lavigne, which is unfortunate. This world already has an Avril Lavigne, Lord knows we do not need another one. She’s all yours, Chad. Please take her somewhere that I will never hear from her again. The Himalayas, perhaps.

I think that this song might be the most annoying song of all time. Dare I say even more annoying than Carly Rae Jepsen’s overwhelmingly popular hit “Call Me Maybe”.

Sometimes I wish that Taylor Swift would just send these songs to the many, many men that betray her in letter format so that the rest of the world need not suffer. I’m sure John Mayer would love to receive mail. He seems like a mail-loving kind of guy. And also a jerk, but mostly the mail thing. I mean, I don’t really know him. He could actually be a hardcore naturalist with a deep, astounding love of penguins.

~ Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet

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One thought on “Ugh, Please Stop

  1. Tor says:

    A) I don’t get the musicians in animal costumes.
    B)The best part of the video is her apartment wallpaper

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