For those of you who have been deeply missing the excellent sardonic sass of Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet I regret to inform you that she is deep in the throws of midterms and presentations. Yes. Tragic, and I’m sure your hearts and prayers all go out to her in this difficult time. She’s also have some suspicious and sneaky computer problems which, to be frank, aren’t helping things. You’re just going to have to be patient, though I know it’s hard.
So, to help fill the void I’ll leave you with two things:
1. This photo of Hilary eating the most ridiculous popsicle I’ve ever seen.
“Hello! I am a friend. You may recognize me as Nip Nip. Secretly, my name is Tallouse McGee. You must keep this a secret or I will tell everyone about your magical pancreas. Good night, sir.”
p.s. Tallouse McGee? Nip Nip? Seriously how many names does one girl need? Who do you think you are Uma Therman?
p.p.s. I guess the whole magical pancreas thing is out of the bag now…