Just Another Post in Our Eighteen-Month Journey to Jessica Simpson’s Second Baby

A recent post on Suri’s Burn Book, shows a picture of Jessica Simpson in a bikini, displaying her incredibly pregnantness for all to see.

Gracious.

Gracious.

How is she already this pregnant? She announced that she was pregnant again in November. That was two months ago. How can she be this pregnant already?

This is my theory: she’s actually still pregnant from the last time and her oddly long-legged baby is just a stand-in that they adopted on the down low. [Please note that I say this in jest; this is not actually scientific fact. I don’t want to start any rumours like I did the time I told my mother Yanni was dead. He’s not.]

Just some other thoughts I have about this particular photo:

  • Why the duckface?
  • Why does duckface still exist/happen if most of society seems to be aware that it’s hideous?
  • I wish her bathing suit and cover-up didn’t have clashing patterns
  • At least she’s toned down the hair

~ Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet

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One thought on “Just Another Post in Our Eighteen-Month Journey to Jessica Simpson’s Second Baby

  1. […] when she herself is plastered), it’s cropping up on celebrities, like Jessica Simpson’s bikini pregnancy photo. With the exception of Miss Simpson who is undoubtedly sober, most of us put this face on when […]

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