North West

Guys. I can’t handle this nonsense. Today, Us Weekly is announcing that the Kardashian-West baby is named North. NORTH WEST.


The “source close to the family” confirms that the baby girl will indeed suffer through life named after a point on a compass, and that her nickname will be Nori. If that’s not the most asinine crap I’ve ever heard I don’t know what is.

Again, it hasn’t been confirmed by the parents, but TMZ apparently tracked down a copy of the birth certificate.

I need to go sit down somewhere and compose myself.


~ Julia Maurice Sabre-Ocean

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2 thoughts on “North West

  1. They couldn’t just change one letter and make it Norah… *sigh*

  2. braincellsandme says:

    When I saw it on Twitter I actually thought it was some kind of silly joke!

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