Recently, Miley Cyrus bleached her eyebrows to the point where they were near invisible. Why, you ask. Well, I have no idea and I would like to know the same thing. This, for those of you who were unaware this had happened, is what she looked like:
I don’t actually mind a lot of things about Miley Cyrus. I think her grammar and syntax is appalling (“don’t run we”? Honestly), but her songs are catchy and that shirt looks cool. I don’t really understand what she has against pants, but it’s not as if she spends her free time murdering kittens or performing ritual sacrifices by shoving virgins into volcanoes. Honestly, it could be a lot worse.
That having been said, with her eyebrows like this, she does not look spectacularly great, if only because it looks like she doesn’t have eyebrows at all. Actually, to be quite frank, like this, she’s just another thing to add the ever-growing list of people who look like Voldemort. At this point, Ralph Fiennes actually looks the least like Voldemort. Leah Miller looks the most like Voldemort, of course. She seems to have gone to the plastic surgeon and ask to made into Voldemort’s beauty pageant-participating twin sister, Voldemortette.
~ Hilary Lyon Axle Hatchet