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“What’s the deal with scooters?”

I just really feel the need to point out that someone found our blog by typing the words “what’s the deal with scooters?” into Google. On the other hand, I feel that this might be at least marginally better than “iron lung my life”, because I’m not even really sure what that’s supposed to mean. Continue reading

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You Sing Like a Dying Three-Headed Walrus

Have you ever noticed that children’s shows usually involve singing and that singing is usually bad? Why is that? I mean, I get why there’s singing. Obviously nothing helps a child learn their shapes better than a little ditty about geometry. But why is the singing always awful? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that every voice actor on Arthur should be Kristin Chenoweth, but I think that they should definitely possess some kind of natural singing ability. No more of this off-tune, raspy business. Continue reading

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