Happy Birthday, Asshat

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It’s been a little while since I posted, for which I blame my birthday and the fact that I’ve been in a two-day training session for work. It sounds a lot more gruesome than it was; I had a lot of fun tbh. But it took me away from home for a while and I quite honestly was just incredibly excited about my own birthday write about. It’s sad, and true. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.